I lost my virginity a few nights ago to a guy that I work with and if that’s not awkward then I don’t know what is.

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vgjunk:

Scorpion shows his hatred and distrust of Sub-Zero, oh, you know, from time to time.
Mortal Kombat, SNES.

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How to have sex

  • Boy:can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl:yeh sure
  • Girl:that's not my belly button
  • Boy:that's not my finger
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180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

image

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musical-infusion:

Are You Gonna Be My Girl | Jet

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